It seems that G-d, was nearly finished making Adam and Eve.
“Adam and Eve, your’e nearly finished – just a few refinements” says G-d. “I have two gifts – one for each of you. This is where you get to chose.”
Excitedly they agree and G-d continues:
“The first gift is the ability to pee standing up.”
Adam excitedly cries out and grabs the first choice.
“Fine” says G-d, giving the ability to Adam and all his male offspring.
Turning to Eve G-d says, “Now Adam can pee standing up. So Eve, you get the multiple orgasms.”
So Adam missed out and all his male descendants yearn for a full bodied sexuality that woman are innately blessed with.
A man’s greatest fulfillment comes when he brings his woman to her greatest sensual fulfillment.
Men can have pleasure that transcends a volcanic ten second eruption but few do. Women are made with an infinitely superior sensual sensitivity but few use its full potential.
Her clitoris has more never endings in that small exquisite area of sensitivity than the very sensitive head of a penis.
Her sensitivity is more universal than a males genital focused pleasure. Her nipples, neck, even her toes can be turned into erogenous zones.
Then she can enjoy deep vaginal orgasms, g-spot orgasms, clitoral orgasms ……
Poor Adam – he really messed up.
Yet man still find sensual salvation through the feminine – be it through their feminine side or in the gifts of woman kind.
When a man is so values her that she can access her inner nurture magic happens.
At that moment, the man socially detached from his nurturing soul finds a creative infinite potential hidden from his psyche.
Now she sensing his nurture is empowered to conquer and transform her world.
It s said that Eve came from Adam’s side (not rib as the KJV incorrectly translates).
It seems that man is trying to find the Eve within, or at least hope that for a few brief moments, he is restored to wholeness.
Perhaps the Garden of Eden can also be our seductive salvation.
Or in trying to enjoy uninhibited delight in our own personal Garden of Eden, we can learn from the fruit and vege isle of the grocery store.
Ask Eve – what is more seductive than an apple? Well, maybe not an apple – the Bible doesn’t say what it was.
I’m partial to a peach myself – or a mango. It’s full bodied softness, stroking my cheek, the sweet fruity aroma as I deeply press it’s flesh into my lips, exquisite delight filling y body as the erotic juices running down my chin …
Like most men, I long to taste the ripe peach inviting me to love …. But I digress.
Perhaps horny Adam’s should be checking for their Eve in the fruit isle.
After checking out her shopping trolley (Any baby items, or kids stuff. No? Good – it looks safe).
Now let’s use a little reverse psychology and get your own back on her feminine forebear.
Pick up that delightful peach and ask catcher her eye and ask ‘Did you know
these apples are meant to be flirty?’
Smile and laugh, asking about an item in her trolley.
“Is this item any good?” and show that you value her opinion and enjoy the conversation.
Who know, just maybe the fruit of life can be used to entice your Eve.
